If cats had thumbs, they would be running things, and we would be using the litter box, (and when I say 'we', I mean 'humans', because I am assuming that your cat is not reading this over your shoulder.)
But sadly for cats, without thumbs, they cannot work the can openers and they cannot work the doorknobs. These two obstacles have severly limited their plans for total world domination, and you can sometimes see how they resent it.
You can see in their little faces how they seethe at their subjugation to the clearly inferior beings, that are humans. Yet, such is their lot. Cat 'owners' often say that they wonder what their cats are thinking. I can tell you: They are quietly judging you.
At left, Oscar Meyer, Feline Superstar: He will not deign to be photographed without turning his best side to the camera. He learned this from Barbra Streisand. He also, after a few drinks, does a mean rendition of 'Second Hand Rose', and will tell anyone who listens that he could have been a big star, but was taller than all the leading men.
1 comment:
Cats have already conquered the world, GT.
Most human beings have to work for a living.
About the only cat I know who works is Morris.
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